Scattered Spider Strikes Airlines, Russia Throttles Cloudflare, Ahold Delhaize Breach Hits Millions

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   First up, Scattered Spider has decided flying is now their thing, hack-venturing into Hawaiian Airlines with more turbulence than your average economy class flight snack. So, just a reminder: updating your airline app's password might be as crucial as your neck pillow.

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   Meanwhile, our friends in Russia are squeezing the internet faucet on Cloudflare, attempting to make your web browsing experience remind you of your morning coffee line, slow, painful, and utterly uneventful. It’s cunningly ironic, yet still doesn't excuse slower load times than a dial-up connection.

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   In retail news, Ahold Delhaize rolls out a new-ish theme to grocery shopping, data breaches! 2.2 million of you can expect more excitement than a cart with a wonky wheel. Time to tighten up your loyalty cards, folks.

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   The Akira group invites us to watch their latest performance: a grand reveal of U.S. companies’ secrets, starring law firms and a stone fabricator. Forget Netflix; these breaches are more entertaining than TV courtroom dramas.

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   And finally, Meta plans to voice its dominance by eyeing PlayAI. Soon, Zuckerberg may lend us his dulcet tones. Feeling a bit meta yet?